On Hold

Jack Legg - Decadent Decibels

The silent treatment only works for women. Mean women. Women who can melt an entire Eskimo village with just a quick glance. The silent treatment has no place in business yet paying customers are constantly being placed in an auditory time-out by companies that do not use on-hold messaging.

When you place a customer on hold you want them to reach for their floaties and good shrimpin’ boots as you flood the ear canals with information about your business.

We install the equipment, write the scripts, cut the audio, coordinate the updates and do all this for a small monthly fee – just enough to cover my Mountain Dew addiction.

 If silence is golden then my On-Hold messaging is Multi-platinum. Turn that ring-ring into bling-bling playa!